I am lovable and capable,
And that s something you can t change.
But then this guy with one testicle
Came and took it all away.
What gives him the right,
To make me feel so lame?
He took everything I ve done,
And he put it all to shame.
"You re ugly and stupid too,
I m sorry I met you.
Your mother must have cried
the first time she saw you".
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I ll never be the same.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
He told me I was gay.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I ll never get it back.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I ll never get it back.
Sitting in my room I cry all night,
I ve got nothing left to say.
What he did just isn t right,
You can t just throw me away.
But wait, this Hitler guy
Must have self esteem;
So I ll just take it away
Just like he did to me.
"You re short, and just one nut
won t get you very far.
Your mustache makes you look
Like an out-of-work pornstar.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
He ll never be the same.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I told him he looked gay.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
I ll never get it back.
Hitler destroyed my ILAC,
Now he ll never get it back.